Living in the French countryside 1, the language

In my small village with about 260 inhabitants, there is, of course, a catholic church.

French people are mostly catholic. Here they say: we are catho.  They use often abbreviations. 

In stead of computer= ordinateur, they say : ordi. When I phoned to make a restaurant reservation, the girl said:  I am sorry I was working on my ordi.

A rain-coat is an impermeable, they often call it : my imper. 

A disaster is in French a catastrophe, but in the every day language they say a catar.

The next example is also very common, when they use ' as usual'= comme d'habitude, they use to say comme d'habe. 

And the last one for today; breakfast=petit déjeuner= petit dèj.

So if you come to France and want to talk like the French, use one of these abbreviations!